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ivy-and-ivory:

Shirt that says my thoughts about Batman are normal in both content and quantity



3rd Aug
952    

likegemstone:

That state of being Creatively Inspired but Mentally Mushy is a special kind of frustrating



7th Aug
2324    

likegemstone:

That state of being Creatively Inspired but Mentally Mushy is a special kind of frustrating



7th Aug
2324    

jaynovz:

madnessofmen:

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me and the mutuals

[text id: sophisticated homosexual literary circle /end id]



7th Aug
5138    

sindar-princeling:

besties look I found a whole playlist of quizzes where you have like 400 blank spaces and have to start typing words and fill in as much of a random LotR passage as you can

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like hi this is my dream



7th Aug
116    

silmkinkmeme:

Sunday Reminder

This is your August reminder that the Silmarillion Kinkmeme is alive and kicking on Ao3 and on dreamwidth.

On Ao3, we have 188 prompts and 87 fics! You can find all kinds of prompts and works there. If you don’t, feel free to add your own.

Lately, we have had some prompts and fills on dreamwidth that aren’t on Ao3. So definitely check out our Prompt Post 1 for anything you might have missed.

If you are new to the kinkmeme, see our FAQ and read the Rules. If you still have unanswered questions, don’t hesitate to shoot me an ask on tumblr.

Keep on creating and have fun!



7th Aug
4    

hey-sherry:

“And so I went into the studio,” Jordan continued. “And it was very awkward, as I made sounds like 'mmm’ and 'ahh’. And then I kissed my hand a whole lot."   

But he got the job done, and now he just hopes that everyone playing the game appreciates all the effort he put into helping make it happen—and keeps his very specific but vital role in the game in mind as they play.

"You think about that,” he said. “You mull that over as you run around, you little horny perverts, with your little perverted roleplays, you randy bastards. You think of me.”



7th Aug
2211    

stuckinapril:

The trick is to do it without shame. Literally anything could be cool if you just did it shamelessly



savvage-arts:

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CHOOSE YOUR FATHER- I mean- FIGHTER

New and improved art from a while back now with a background!



7th Aug
1063    

marlinspirkhall:

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My little sister’s new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend’s name that she hasn’t gotten covered up yet

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She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

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OK my dad also got it

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DYLAN!

It took five months but we finally convinced my stepmom to also get it

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My fucking manager got it

The human affinity for memes transcends all reason



serahtomin:

dinuguan:

Translation:

Man A: *takes a sip*

Men B: “Three mentos three mentos three mentos!!!”

Man A: “No, no more, no more…”

Man C: *mouth is filled as his bottle of Coke erupts into a geyser and spills it all over himself and the car*

Man A: “No more, no more, no…what the FUCK are you doing?!? Fucking stop already!!”

Man B: *sneaks the mentos into Man A’s drink while he’s distracted*

Man A: *realises too late and shoves his mouth onto the bottle as he is covered in a deluge of cola* “Got me after all…” *He pants and shivers*



frijolbean:

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Just wanted to draw him in his everyday ceo suit



7th Aug
858    

licensetocannibalize:

it’s never too late to start watching hannibal



7th Aug
21    

paranorahjones:

junior-theabgshark:

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7th Aug
4021    

jihaad:

jihaad:

completely enamoured with this thread

Screenshot from the r/fragrance subreddit.   Post title: "I want to smell inhuman."   Post body: "This is probably a very weird request, but I've become fascinated by the idea of a fragrance with no humanity or warmth at all- cold, remote, imposing, untouchable. Not repulsive, but beautiful in a, well, inhuman way,..."ALT

yeah im sold

Comment by Fair_Falcon_6083.   Text: "The answer is Ganymede!! It's inhuman and also has the most bizarre Fragnatica reviews. Here are a few:   "Smells like a Robot's breath."   "Like a serial killer stopping in to get late-night indian food in a shady part of the city. deeply un-scrubbable perverted metallic leather."   "Would render the Voight-Kampff test for Replicants unnecessary. Just take a surreptitious sniff at a suspect and inform the authorities."   "Imagine whole wheat seltzer..."   "If you bought your spaceship used, you spray this inside to make it smell new again. Smells like air ducts, electrical panels, and synthetic rubber seats.""ALT


sherlockmeowlmes:

Crowley and his many, many pet names for Aziraphale (AKA the Crowley ordering drinks blooper).



7th Aug
1402